Recently, Ex sat down with local radio host Rick Willard for a phone interview, here's the interview!!
It's an amazing thing to have one of these done! And with the amazing Rick Willard!!
*Note: Rick Willard is completely made up. He does not exist, and if he does, I'm sorry and meant no harm to your radio program!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
It's not enough....
........to say you want change. Would you trust another Washington bureaucrat to bring it about?
Vote for change that works. Vote for Change by Axe in '08.
Vote for change that works. Vote for Change by Axe in '08.
Friday, September 26, 2008
ShrunkenNed's Acceptance Speech
Good evening.
First off I would like to apologize to the citizens of this great country for not making this speech earlier; unfortunately, at my planned time I was changing a flat tire. I bring this up ONLY to stress that I am not someone who's afraid to get their hands dirty.
And trust me, we're all going to need to get our hands dirty.
When approached by Mr Ex to accept this nomination, it did not take me long to mull it over. I knew I would be running with the right man for the job, a true patriot, with real ideas that step out of party lines.
And that's what we need, isn't it? Someone who is there for the people. Not for his fellow Republicans, not for his fellow Democrats. FOR THE PEOPLE.
He uses a platform of logic and common sense. My Lord, don't we wish more politicians did that? And that is my point. Ex is not a politician. We've had too many years of politicians running the show, and where has that gotten us? Executioner does not play to corporations, to the bank managers, to big oil. He is a representative of the people.
With a big axe to cut through the red tape and years of bull.
So you may find yourself asking, "What about you , Ned? What qualifications do you bring to the job?" So let me tell you a little about myself.
I am an American. I believe this IS the greatest country to live in.
I am reminded of this every day when I see a passerby in a car stop to give a homeless guy a buck or two.
When I see young people volunteer their time at soup kitchens. When I see parents take the time to stop and play with their children in a park instead of sit them in front of a TV.
When I turn on the conservative talk radio station, and then switch over to a liberal talk show., and can hear both sides of an argument.
When I see people exercise their right to protest against a war, or in support of a war for that matter.
When I see people that care so passionately about a cause, they will give up time, effort and money to fight for that cause.
How easily we take these freedoms for granted.
As vice president, I will use my position to ensure these freedoms do not fail, by being a representative OF the people, BY the people, and FOR the people.
I will fight for an improved education system. I will fight for the right for children to have the best education they can possibly have. I will fight for tougher standards for teachers, and work toward better funding for schools and programs for children. I do have some specific ideas I will share on education in later days, as, being a father of a beautiful one year old girl, this is a subject near and dear to my heart.
I will fight for you, even if that means fighting my running mate if I believe he is out of line, because, let's be honest: do you really want a lap dog as a second in command? I can be just as tough as an Executioner.
They say there's only one difference between an Executioner and a Shrunken Head Witch Doctor.
A Torso.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly accept this nomination for Vice President, and look forward to serving you in 2009!!!!
First off I would like to apologize to the citizens of this great country for not making this speech earlier; unfortunately, at my planned time I was changing a flat tire. I bring this up ONLY to stress that I am not someone who's afraid to get their hands dirty.
And trust me, we're all going to need to get our hands dirty.
When approached by Mr Ex to accept this nomination, it did not take me long to mull it over. I knew I would be running with the right man for the job, a true patriot, with real ideas that step out of party lines.
And that's what we need, isn't it? Someone who is there for the people. Not for his fellow Republicans, not for his fellow Democrats. FOR THE PEOPLE.
He uses a platform of logic and common sense. My Lord, don't we wish more politicians did that? And that is my point. Ex is not a politician. We've had too many years of politicians running the show, and where has that gotten us? Executioner does not play to corporations, to the bank managers, to big oil. He is a representative of the people.
With a big axe to cut through the red tape and years of bull.
So you may find yourself asking, "What about you , Ned? What qualifications do you bring to the job?" So let me tell you a little about myself.
I am an American. I believe this IS the greatest country to live in.
I am reminded of this every day when I see a passerby in a car stop to give a homeless guy a buck or two.
When I see young people volunteer their time at soup kitchens. When I see parents take the time to stop and play with their children in a park instead of sit them in front of a TV.
When I turn on the conservative talk radio station, and then switch over to a liberal talk show., and can hear both sides of an argument.
When I see people exercise their right to protest against a war, or in support of a war for that matter.
When I see people that care so passionately about a cause, they will give up time, effort and money to fight for that cause.
How easily we take these freedoms for granted.
As vice president, I will use my position to ensure these freedoms do not fail, by being a representative OF the people, BY the people, and FOR the people.
I will fight for an improved education system. I will fight for the right for children to have the best education they can possibly have. I will fight for tougher standards for teachers, and work toward better funding for schools and programs for children. I do have some specific ideas I will share on education in later days, as, being a father of a beautiful one year old girl, this is a subject near and dear to my heart.
I will fight for you, even if that means fighting my running mate if I believe he is out of line, because, let's be honest: do you really want a lap dog as a second in command? I can be just as tough as an Executioner.
They say there's only one difference between an Executioner and a Shrunken Head Witch Doctor.
A Torso.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly accept this nomination for Vice President, and look forward to serving you in 2009!!!!
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