Acceptance Speech by Executioner

As President I can promise you a fair state of mind.
I will work for you the people and not against.
I plan to bring back to this country what it is that we lost.
We have lost our identity as a strong, loving and powerful nation that is lenient and accepting. We have become a nation almost hated by the world.
We are not the world police, we are just another country in this world living a life we feel is grand.
My plan starts with much of the foreign aide.
How is it we can expect to help other countries when it seems we can't help ourselves first?
Like an alcoholic or drug addict, we as a country need help and to heal ourselves before we can help others heal...

Second, we need to focus more on the public and the activities the public needs to live happier lives.
Better transportation for the cities and urban areas as well as the suburban.
We need to clean up the streets in the lower class areas so the poor and struggling people can live in better environments and have better standards of living.
We need to focus our resources on the children and education.
Why spend money on wars when we can spend it on education to produce great minds that can someday make astounding contributions to society and the planet?
Why not focus the education system more to the person individually?
Each person learns differently. Some are hands on and some are not. We need to gear education to different needs so people will enjoy to learn and grow instead of fear and hate it.

Third, we need to change the way we present our media in the news and various outlets.
I am tired of seeing the drama first.
All the death, destruction, violence, hate and chaos for the headlines.
We need to focus more on the better advancements and strides towards good things going on in the world and life.
That starts to bring in better views and changes people's outlook.

Fourth, as President I will cut away more needless jobs and wages in the government and replace those with jobs geared to help others in life to guarantee a better standard of living.
I don't want to take away, I want to advance.
Seriously what makes me greater than the people I represent? Do I really need a huge security perimeter and task force around me?
Without the people I am nothing, so if you kill the people I am not a leader but a lone man.
So the military is there to protect you. I can just as easily get killed in the streets being a lone man nobody hardly knows as I can being the president that someone wants to assassinate.
So no more.
Besides how am I to get to know the people without them being able to talk or meet me?

Denmark is the happiest nation in the world. Why is that? I'll tell you..
They don't go after anybody for needless wars. Their government pays for nearly everything they need. They have health care, they have social activities funded by their government so they can meet friends and become better people and have fun, they have more people bicycling around then cars.
Sure yes they pay a high amount in taxes but they get results.
We pay taxes and what are our results?
We have nothing but a huge deficit with people that are losing homes, losing jobs, losing health and their sanctity of life.
You do the math I am gonna do the work asked of me.

Thank you for putting your faith in a fair and just candidate for the Presidency.

Also do not take my kindness for cowardliness. I have an axe and can use it.